Avoid the mud slinging. Vote early.

I've voted -- absentee.

Have you?

No October/November surprises for me.

If you call to tell me whom or what I ought to vote for, I'll tell you it's too late. ...

If you can't tell me a month ahead of time that my girl's been tainted by seven years of late nights at a "questionable" bar down near Castro Street, well, you don't deserve my attention.

Rove's October surprise?

Rove's November suprise?

Go for it, Mr. Rove.

Folks, you are too late to influence the likes of me. I done already voted.

And I'm not the only one ...